Its time we talked .. soccer…..

This image shows a WTF moment from the other day….

Anyway…  Soccer…  or as the rest of the world call it…  football…

What can I say…  at this time every 4 years all the would be euros come out of the woodwork supporting Slovenia, upper kryganstan..  wherever..   anywhere but Australia.   People, People, People…   get with the program…   Soccer sucks…   Play real stuff like League or Union.   A game can never be taken seriously while you have players who drop to the ground clutching their faces at the slightest little love tap….  Strewth!!!  Billy Slater copped a head butt from another player who was later exonerated by the judiciary cos apparently the intent to hurt wasnt there!!!!!   If this was soccer all <insert number of players in a team> players would have fainted dead away….   There would of been bodies everywhere.  From ONE headbutt.

This is never gunna be an Australian sport and anyone who thinks so is in LaLA land or getting paid to say it will be.

Australia beats Fiji in a match and all of a sudden we belong in the top 32 nations in the world…  Puleese… give me a break….  All the experts in Australia, and lately there seems to be a few, think we are better then we are and try to ramp up the collective enthusiasm of a bunch of fashionistas to get up at stupid o’clock to watch us get flogged and then they act surprised that it happened…..

Bah Humbug……